taggedrne:

mom: how r u doing in school??

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nicevagina:

When you’re masturbating in your room and about to cum, then someone knocks on your door. 

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charlesoberonn:

tardis-mind-palace:

theselener:

friend is mean?

friend makes you feel bad?

friend doesnt act like a friend?

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i’m confused do I kill him or what

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goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

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j5h:

euo:

When I was in middle school I would put my Ice cream in a bowl and microwave it until it was hot and eat it like hot soup

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greetings:

every teen after missing like 300 calls from their mom

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